Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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