question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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