awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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