Pappa wants mamma naked
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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