well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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