have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Randomize
