How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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