ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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