she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
