yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
this is an emotional support booty call
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
