My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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