If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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