just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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