Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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