He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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