If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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