CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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