so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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