her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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