M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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