He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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