Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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