He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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