Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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