I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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