What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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