no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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