I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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