I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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