our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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