Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Houston, we have a squirter
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
