I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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