How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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