I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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