Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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