Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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