I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
