This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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