I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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