I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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