How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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