he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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