what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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