I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
