guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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