what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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