hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
My dick has a subreddit
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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