apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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