I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
