have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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