There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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