office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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