I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
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I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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