evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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