Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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