I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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