I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
My feet surprised me
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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