she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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