i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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