You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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