how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Randomize
